Oops! They drank too much again. Nicole Ritchey is in court now on her drunk driving. She's pregnant, but what does she care about the life of another? Nicole's favorite celebrity is Nicole. She was sentenced to four days in jail. "You're lucky no one was killed," said the judge because she drove the wrong way. Gee, maybe that's the direction of her life. If someone was killed, Nicole might have gotten two weeks in jail. We're cracking down on spoiled little girls! Paris Hilton served her time and now they serve her drinks at her mansion. Is she 26 years old or 14? It's hard for me to tell. As Betty Friedan said, "Society doesn't allow women to grow up." However, ladies, I will. Please exit your teenage years. Lindsay Lohan, with that sense of "entitlement" that our culture affords to females and celebrities (she's two for two), yelled, "I won't get in trouble. I'm a f----- celebrity!" This is after she drove drunk with drugs at high speeds on Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu, California. Britney Spears tore up $20,000 worth of dresses that belonged to OK magazine. The princess was displeased because she looked like an out-patient from a ward of schizos. Is she? Wow, maybe giving women special privileges and protections in culture has just made them irresponsible. Do you think? I think Nicole, Paris, Lindsay, Britney would look their best in orange jump suits cleaning up trash by the highways. At least they would be doing something for others--a novelty for them.

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